soap?“Winter Edition Dish Detergent ‘Cookie magic'”

If you ever wondered “How could I have MORE apetite during the season of cookies, cookies, COOKIES, COOOOOOOKIIIIEEEESSSS …” [insert Arnold Pun here], easy: wash your dishes with this detergent!
Smells 100% like chimically induced cookie madness [see above], in a stylsh bottle that reminds you of all the uncomfortable sweaters you ever got (or will get). Ideal for poisoning the cookies, since it smells like fracking cookies!