Dinner!Peaceful Forest Idyl

Indoor and Outdoor use.

For all of the people who have never left the concrete jungle, we bring you these pieces of PVC nature, to admire in the entry hall of inner-city parlour, with view on the helicopter landing pad.

IF you DO have a garden, and you DO see nature, I know of no reason why you’d want this. Deer are a hassle if you have a garden. They trample your flowers, eat your fruit and vegetables. Least you want to do is attrackt more of these creatures by putting up their cadboard comrades here.

If I should ever come upon a home with these in it, or the garden adjaconed to it, I’ll take a dump at the rear end of one of these creatures. If anyone asks, the deer did it…ideal gift for people who admire shit in their livingroom!

Advertisements