Alright people, we need to talk.

• If I hear “Land of the free!” ever again from some american schmuck, I’ll grab a Tomahawk and bash heads in! Unless you patriotic bafoons return ALL of the land your ancestors stole from the natives, and all of the native nations still existent today are empowered to their rights – shut the frak up!! “Indians” are still living in reservations, reservations they did NOT choose!!
Do I even have to tackle “slavery”? People who want to be FREE, and proclaim that all men were created equal (and thus FREE) depending on slaves…a bunch of idiots.

• From 1920 to 1933 the U.S. experimented with something they called “Prohibition”, banning alcohol and making it illegal to consume, sell or produce. Never before, or since, have there been so many drunk people, people dying from alcohol poisoning than in that era.

Taking this little excourse into history, let’s reflect upon feminist-zealots and catholic dickheads newest “grand idea” in my country: Ban Prostitution.
Yeah, that’s brilliant! Give prositution, and visiting a prostitute, the thrill of the forbidden! Good idea, I’m sure the currently in place free of charge, mandatory healthchecks for prostitutes play NO role what so ever in containing STDs. And STDs, human trafficking, forced prostitution, related drug crimes, related violence, related murder wouldn’t surge drastically.
Not even a bit….you idiots!

When ever someone suggests to outlaw prostitution in the name of feminism, you can rest assured it was not said out of concern for women. Just a publicity stunt.
One that, I hope, backfires.

• Not available in your country.
Frak you! So, you want to LEGALLY watch, let’s say, TV Show episodes outside the US that *just* aired, and then these frakkers give you this bullshit.
What’s left to do?
Raise the black flag of course!! ARR!
When Stargate SG1 was still fresh and new I downloaded (illegally) fresh episodes. In the beginning the files were crap. 150MB per episode, so the video could be watched if the window size was about the size of a stamp, and the audio was muffled as if behind a waterstream. I watched them anyways, and as soon as ALL of SG1 was aailable on DVD, I bought it!
Here’s my idea for the studio blokes: Air that stuff, and the next day throw out a bad quality file into the torrent sphere (save pirate bay!) with an advert in the beginning, one in the middle and one at the end (keep the sponsors happy!) and be done with it. As soon as your show is out on DVD/BluRay/etc. – sales will soar! (unless your show is crap of course…but as Firefly shows us, shows that perform badly on Air can be brilliant otherwise…)

• Suspended!
A six year old is being suspended from school for “Sexual herassment” because he kissed a girl (that likes him too) on the hand!
Well. Besides the fact that the mother is outraged because she now has to answer questions like “Mommy, what’s sex?”, I’m asking myself what kind of deranged idiots made that decision. There is a picture of my five months old with a girl that is one day younger than him. He lies on his back, she is halfway over him, they’re cuddling.
By the reasoning of these lunatics our kids would need counseling and sex ed before they even know what peepee parts they have.
Stop being so afraid of sex. It’s natural. Stop labeling something as sexual when it is clearly innocent. Stop being ridiculous.

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