Alright, I may have some pretty whacko beliefs of my own, but at least my shit isn’t interfering with daily life, and REAL knowledge.

So according to a survey conducte by the Rice University of Houston Texas out of ten US citizens, nine doubt the theory of evolution!?

Only ONE of every ten believes that there was no god or higher power involved? Or rather an ass whooping 9.5%!

ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING CRAZY????

Look, you can believe in a jewish space zombie all you want, but doubting EVIDENCE BASED science is just flat out idiotic. Yet when some whackjob from the countryside says he was abducted by aliens, you say he’s crazy.
IT’S THE SAME BLOODY THING! Whether you were analprobed with a spiked club by little green men, or Jesus showed up in your wedding cake telling you that symbolic canibalism in church is fine, doesn’t matter. Both things are delusional crap!

As soon as this nonsense we all believe in, starts to be contradicted by EVIDENCE and SCIENCE, we need to step back and ditch the crap we blieve(d) in.
Just as the species, just as our societies, our religion (and spiritual beliefs) need to evolve.

But in case you nutjobs still doubt evolution just look at it from a social standpoint: WE had to evolve from slave holding, absolute monarchies to where we are now. Totalitarian Regimes in the middle east need(ed) to evolve to democratic (corrupt) societies.

Now, I know you cretins are still holding on to “nothing evolves!” idiocy, so let me be more bold: If you go and spray the vermin on your field, most of ’em die. Some don’t. Those survive and pass on the poison resistance to their offspring. We need better poison. Again a few survive. Again they pass the immunity on, or develop immunity if they didn’t get the full dosage. (Yes, you can become immune to poison! Read it up!)Rinse and repeat.
Pestizide resistant vermin.
Or antibiotics resistant bugs. Same process, other playingfield.

The same happened to us as a species. Our tree homes died off because of changes in the climate, we had to walk the steppes, high grasses, monkeys stood up to see any lions approaching. Those who didn’t got ate! Didn’t get to have kids of their own. Good.
In addition we now could hold on to shit. Some times literaly shit, you know, for flinging it (and if you ever visited a public restroom you SEE evidence that we are closer to our simian ancestors than we are admitting even in the “Theory of Evolution”).
Everyone who doubts that evolution is a real thing happening to us in the past is someone who should be smitten down by his/her god!

Here’s my proposal for you idiots: God made the particle that made the big bang happen. After that he didn’t do shit! There, fixed your creationism, and combined it with science.

Take care, people still fling feces.
A.

PS: Other religous insanities:
If you people really need the ten commandments – whether you want them in schools, courthouses or else where – then you are in desperate need of psychiatric care. You really need space daddy to tellyou that it is wrong to kill? Wrong to steal?
Where do you live?
Caves???
Stop behaving like the cavemen you don’t want to be, and start acting like the dignified beings you claim to be!

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