20140405_133948What ever you say, oddly disturbing sign. As long as it includes homicide, dismemberment, mayhem, destruction and a neat nuclear meltdown fire.

This is the perfect gift for every one of your relatives who have lost focus of what LIVING LIFE is. If you’Re running to the office and work 60 hours a week, and spend the weekend tidying the house and mowing the lawn, without feeling happiness – this is for YOU! (Also I will bring it to you in a certain paper bag…along wiht the entrails of the last person that died in their 40s from a heart attack due to stress…)

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