12If you have one of these overly philosophical people in your life that quote shit from facebook and think that the romance in Episode II was deep, who have a wall tattoo in their bedroom “Don’t dream your life, live your dreams!” then this is the perfect gift for them.

YOU’RE SO DEEP I CAN’T EVEN SEE YOU ANYMORE!

A pottery dog-end for your garden, not even anatomically correct (anus). For the really deep thoughts of the Yule season “Why do we drag a fresh corpse into the house and further humiliate the tree by decorating it” is only the first question asked by this deep thinking, deep philosophical turd digger…

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