endorphines“Endorphines are the body’s own morphin.” I’m gonna need a lot of Morphine to get through this christmas. Especially if there are necklaces involved that are supposed to trigger endorphine rushes, but all they do is cause my adrenline to spike and give me eyesore.

Handcrafted jewelry is fine and all, but there are limits to my supüporting the crafts. These are them.

But if you have some gullible twit who is in desperate need of wearing a strangulation device around their neck at all times, get them the endorphine-silver necklace…

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