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Apple strudel juice.
If you ever wondered how it would be to drink your granny’s apple strudel, the answer’s just a cheap gift away. For a mere 1.59 per bottle.
Alegedly, this applestrudelmilkjuice tastes like an apple tree had diarrhea after an angry buttsex session with a lot of cinnamon. Frankly, I will never find out, as the section of the supermarket this photo was take in, mysteriously burned like the fiery pits of hell, a few seconds after I snapped that shot…

Crappy Birthday, we eatdrink to your health.

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