“Antique Wings” is a bit misleading. But I guess “uglyass, crappy, fake-aged, polyresin detached wings that won’t fly you anywhere, just showing how much of a pseudo-spiritual douchebag you are” doesn’t sell it that well.

Anyhow. These satanic symbols – which they must be since you’d either have to chop them off of an angel, or lose them because said agel was cast down – are 230 Euros.

After the purchase you are the proud owner (of questionable sanity) of these guaranteed theft-proof relics (what kind of thief would take this crap?).