Christmas is bleak;
don't pick a bone; have this pillow; you're forever alone.

Unholy abomination of demonic filth!
I know that this is supposed to be a gag thing, a “make-out practice pillow”, but how disturbed do you have to be to ACTUALLY do that?
This thing fits perfectly in a B-grade Horror movie.

Put this under your tree to scare away all cheerfull and merry folks, give Santa a run for his money and the gates to hell will open, releasing the Antichrist from the womb of some hellish wrench.

UNholy christmas…