You hate (your) kids? Good.
For only 6€ you can buy a hat that is guaranteed to get these little shits beat up.

Barnacle Eyeblast, the sore lion of douchebaggery has arrived!

Checklist for production of this eyesore was something like this:
Lion? Check.
Hipster glasses? Check.
Plait? Check!
PERFECT! We’ll sell it!

Warning: do not be seen in public wearing this. Results may vary, but will include at least ridicule, or physical injury to either you, or your hat…