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“Who so ever holds this cup, or chalice, shall be bestowed with DEEZ NUTS!”

Small furry woodland creatures, tiny fluffy birds – what could go wrong in printing those onto candle holder chalices?

I wonder what kind of demographic this is aimed at. Who is supposed to purchase this kitsch?
I can only come up with one answer: you. And me.

Why? To annoy the living shit out of other people.

Gift this to anyone, and you’ll be rewarded with a frozen smile of feigned gratitude, thinly veiled hatred in their eyes, utter confusion on their mind. And you’ll be remembered NOT to be bothered EVER again.
No family meetings, screw birthdays, frak Christmas.
No anything.

Put them up flanking this year’s 23rd present as illumination, and the effect will probably be doubled.

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