Today: Ornaments from hell.

I have seen a lot of crap, a frak ton of kitsch and other stuff in order to make this calendar.
But this collection of stuff, is clearly in the top of the worst crap ever.

Before, there were Crocs in tutus and toads with presents for the holy tadpole.
Now? Flying pigs, cats in suits, cats in evening dresses, poodles with feather boas, pigs in bathtubs and in tutus, as well as friggin pickles. PICKLES!
And let’s not forget the mittens!

But, hey, this is the best thing you can give that annoying in-law, to outline his psychotic nature, and make sure you never will have to deal with his/her tadpoles! Imagine the looks on the faces of, well, ANYONE (truly everyone), who comes to visit that thief of breathable air, to see that crap hanging on their tree.
No sexy times for them!

Trust me, the entire family might hate it, having banked on that moron to bring them another generation, but you did the genepool a favor.

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Last but not least, if you need to imprison a barely dressed Jeannie (Genie) during Christmas, here you go:
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