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Nothing say’s “Birth of Christ!” quite like a tree of glitter in the crotch.
Vajazzling!

Now, I’m a heterosexual man, and as such I like the thought of Sex as a present under the Christmas tree.
But at no point in my life did I ever think of this as “attractive”. Disturbing maybe. Blue waffles from Fukushima anyone?

Let’s be serious, if that is your gift to your significant other, you must hate your partner, this looks more like “Herpes from Space” than it looks “Sexy and Festive”.

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