Archive for December, 2016

31. Dec 2016

25 bucks and this wonderful masterpiece of fucking dragons fucking can be yours.

The year began with semi nude girls and carp (there’s a 2017 Carponizer, people), and ends with fucking dragons. 

Don’t ever say I wouldn’t be taking care of all your niche needs. 😉

Crappy new year!

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24. Dec 2016

Discharge
What you can do with bodily fluids as a couple we learned from my mother-in-law’s best friend.

If you can’t read/understand German, you did not miss jackshit.
Perhaps if that obnoxious couple (the one you gave the underpants to) can, you can further the rift between them and you.
If they thank you … run.

23. Dec 2016 (NSFW)

27.90 € and this full functional Dildo made from dark chocolate can be yours.

The lonely housewife (-man), or crazy cat lady (or man), in your gift receiving circle of persons will be delighted. Even if they’re Hipster scum, for this piece is vegan!
It surely will satisfy all desires, known and unknown.

Get it now, and you can loudly, proudly and also lovingly say “Fuck yourself!”.

22. Dec 2016


Blinking Rudolph Earrings, for the Christmas-Nazi, or those you want to be marked as such.
You know, the cousin who scolds you for not having decorated the house ‘on time’, the aunt whose living room is looking like Santa’s torture chamber by mid November, the friend who knows every Christmas market intimately, without getting drunk each time.

Those people, who at the party are the Christmasiest person in history.

Mark them. This is the mark of the beast…

21. Dec 2016

The smug smile around the eyes, the partly closed coat – this little Santa seems to radiate “Just gave a present to your Mom. And she LIKED it! A LOT!”

Perfect gift for the Stiffler in your life whose Mom you wanted to do (or did), to rub some salt in a painfully open (and festering) wound.

20. Dec 2016

In this day and age when every twat and their mother are afraid of second hand smoke, this is the perfect gift to piss people off.
Sure it is for incense, but do you people REALLY think that there are no carcinogens in that?
Well, you’re wrong, if you said no.

Return some love and well deserved slow death by cancer to your special people. Especially if they’re the militant anti-smoker type, but happen to like incense.

19. Dec 2016

Dishes for the OCD and cleanliness affine folks. This decor paint looks like dirt splashes, some left over sauce squirts – watch and enjoy as they take the dishes out of the washer and furiously scrub. Scrub until their hands have blisters or even bleed.

Thank you, Satan.