I give you the finger.
The grey finger of some long dead Zombie.

Market as a little helper (ahem), to tie knots on packages this is something you’d find alongside a ransom note.

“Dear Santa, balance my account, or the elf comes back in several pieces…”

Ideal gift for your mob friends, who are too faint of heart to actually kill/dismember someone, but still want to get that extortion thing going…or YOU send the finger…