Luck-, Guardian-, and Valorangels.

If your guardian angel looks like this, you’re gonna need a crapton of luck, an amount this scrawny little bugger couldn’t carry (or channel).
If your valor is as strong as this angel, holy shit – give up. Your coat of arms shows people running.

Gift this trio spawned from the darkest recesses of some christian devotee’s shallow mind, to the person that could really use weakly angles propping them up about a millimetre above the ground.

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