Blinking Rudolph Earrings, for the Christmas-Nazi, or those you want to be marked as such.
You know, the cousin who scolds you for not having decorated the house ‘on time’, the aunt whose living room is looking like Santa’s torture chamber by mid November, the friend who knows every Christmas market intimately, without getting drunk each time.

Those people, who at the party are the Christmasiest person in history.

Mark them. This is the mark of the beast…

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