I don’t care who won, I’m writing this on Tuesday anyway.

¶ Here’s the thing, if you need Google to tell you to vote, do us all a favor, and don’t vote.

¶ If you’re one of the morons who parade about with a “I voted” sticker (or digital equivalent), you probably masturbate in public too, don’t you? You did what you’re supposed to do as an adult, there’s no cookie for that. The non-voters don’t give a fuck anyway, the others who voted, did the adult thing too, so all you’re doing is jerking off your ego.

Take care,

A.