Posts tagged ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger’


Am I the only one who thinks there should’ve been a He-Man movie in the 80s or early 90s starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as He-Man?

“By se powah off Gre Skool…”

This shit would’Ve rocked! And Californians would’Ve been able not only to claim “the Governator” but “He-Governor”, if anyone tries to frak with California he could wip out the sword and…well, you know the drill.

The series had so many one liners, in the movie the potential for cheesy Arnie-liners was endless. “Ma her is a mass” (Ma hair is a mess). He-Man the movie with Arnold as Adam/He-Man would’ve been the best of all the (B-)Movies of the 80’s/90’s.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I never was a true He-Man fan, never struck a chord with me, but in retrospect, yeah. Especially with Arnold as the lead character – why didn’t we do it? Someone invent a timemachine and do this for me, please! As Skeletor we could take either Dolph Lundgren (with Skull mask) or Klaus Kinski (with Body double?). Good times would’ve been had by all.

Just imagine He-Mans cheesiest lines said by a young(er) Arnold Schwarzenegger, re watch the show if you can and take the silliest lines, mold them into Arnies voice and dialect in your head and laugh till you have cramps. Hope to have given you a nice thought for the weekend. 😉



Someone nicked the “Close door” button from the elevator in the office.


Is that person sitting at home now and mashing the button in the vane hope of closing the door remotely with it?
It often marvels me why things like that happen.
Not all too long ago someone had nicked the 1st floor button. Perhaps someone is building an elevator in his basement, and soon the Basement buttons will go missing.

I wonder what other useless crap people steal.
Singular Walltiles?

In other news, someone wrote to me “my radio broke down due to technical difficulties”…what else than technical difficulties? Occult attacks by a sect that is spread over twenty different care homes, throwing ectoplasm and other gallert substances with a pulse of 4 attacks per second? No. When a device breaks down it is always due to TECHICAL difficulties.

Unless of course someone nicks parts from it, as the now stuck elevator with the missing button proves.

Saw a sign in a storewindow the other day “Handcrafted Styrian Ice”. Perhaps their buttons got nicked too, so they had to make it by hand?
Oh, I see, Arnold Schwarzenegger came from Styria, and he also was Mr.Freeze, so I guess it IS handcrafted, buttons or no.

At home the blank button in the elevator reminded me, someone had nicked the 3rd Floor button. If it was the same person as in our office building this is even more irritating, at work we have huge circular buttons, at home small square ones. Perhaps the Ground floor (E) is an invert 3 now, and the buttons are a messy mix of different buttons.

Either that or several people are building elevators in their basements. O.o

So much for the buttonmashers. At least touchscreen phones prevent people from using the stolen buttons on their phones…