Posts tagged ‘cigarettes’

Crappy Birthday in June

Know a smoker? Hate the living crap out of that fucker? Want to gift him/her with the worst curse from Pandora’s box – false hope?


Lucky you! 

This cigarette case, with the hopeful message of survival, whilst containing suicide in small doses, is the perfect gift for this occasion. 
Crappy birthday,

A.

Make up your god damn minds!

Today I will be short.

How can you, in all enerst, vote for people who on the one hand say they are AGAINST smoking and on the other they are FOR legalisation of weed?

You can’t have both, you Schmucks!

That is like demanding cold fire, or warm icecream. It just doesn’t fly.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I am all in favor of weed legalisation, but it is a no brainer – weed is not the wonder shit you people are made to believe.

Adverse effects on the psyche, on brain chemistry and other bodily functions aside: the second you set something on fire (or glow) in order to inhale the smoke – be that incense, tobacco, myrrh, crack or weed – carcinogens!
Loads and loads of carcinogens! Smoking weed is in no way healthier than smoking cigarettes – don’t start with your stupid stories you read online on the same sites that proclaim Grander-water is better than regular water, or vaccines do vause autism. Smoking weed is substituting the nicotine for the THC, but the adverse carcinogenic partocles of SMOKE stay!

Smoke, of any kind, is a cocktail of carcinogens!

So if you are against smoking, because ‘it is sooooo unhealthy’, you, by definition, can not be pro weed-legalisation. Period.

Today, I leave you a little unfulfilled, like a cigarette.
Take care, A.