Posts tagged ‘comedy’

Senility?

Who is this for?
Alzheimer’s patients on Facebook? People with bad memory?
Has senility become widespread among the Facebook community??

Not even people with attention deficit disorder need a fucking reminder of LAST MONTH!

I got this literally on the first of December, I can’t POSSIBLY be nostalgic about LAST MONTH!
Which ended THE DAY BEFORE!

Come back in a year or ten. Or never.

Morons.

Take care,
A.

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2. Advent 2017

If you thought the whole Fox shit had died down years ago, you were wrong.
What does the fox say?
“K… kill me, please”, apparently. 

This tree ornament is what mad artists leave behind instead of suicide notes.
Moments after finding their mangled and pureed cadavers, everything is made worse when this gem is discovered.

In other words the perfect gift for all your needs.

Crappy Christmas.

No fap

There is something I don’t get about this.

Why are you making this public??

Seriously?

Jacking off doesn’t take ANYTHING away from you. It doesn’t hamr you, or anyone else in your life. If your taste in porn is so disgusting that you feel ashamed, now that is another topic. If you’re into illegal shit, that is a REAL problem, but the overall majority of the airheads out there are doing NoFap for utter no reason.
Not fapping doesn’t give you superpowers, it doesn’t improve your stamina, or health. It is utter nonsense.

But! And this needs to be said, just like Veganism or Religion, if it makes you happy – good for you. BUT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

Holy fucking moses!
That these things need to be said!
How would you feel if I started to blog REGULARLY about being a ProFap-Carnivorian-Hardcoreatheist? If I came here every week and started to preach to you the benefit of waxing the surfboard at least twice a day, intermissioned with large amounts of meat and defying god in every religion on the planet?

Perhaps that’d get my view up? Controversy attracts people…hmmm….I gotta go, and rethink my blog.

Take care,
A.

1. Advent 2017


Collectable Puppet “Toni”.

Frighten the ever loving shit out of every person that sets eyes on this. Be it gift receiver, or just plain old visitor, this is sure to let everyone know that they’re dealing with a heart- and soulless vicious devourer of life, love, hopes, and dreams. 
Any person unwrapping this will make the unmistakably tormented face of a person faking joy, when they’d rather had gotten socks.

Merry Crapmas!

Hope

“I’ve found that evil usually triumphs – unless good is very, very careful.” – Dr. McCoy

I attempted to read an article by some online magazine or another but after barely the first paragraph I had to stop it.

Why?

Hope.

The author was talking about ‘hope’. That movie they had watched, was so outstanding and wonderful because it offered ‘hope’.

Fuck your hope.
Fuck your movies.

Have you seen the murk that Hollywood spews at us?
It is a hope cumshot!
Good guys save the day, evil is vanquished again. Hope for everyone!
Bullshit.

I just HOPE that reality comes a knockin’ and kicks you in the shins.
Take off your SJW-false-priorities goggles, and look around you:

This is the victory march of evil.

Not the tame, clearcut, darth vader evil. No, the diffuse, hard to grasp evil of reality.
This evil once led us down the path of darkness (Holocaust), and it will again, this time on a much larger (global) scale:

Trump is president.
UK is leaving the EU.
Climate change deniers are in control.
Right wing assholes are gaining power everywhere.
Leftist libtards are denying basic science (don’t you dare try and hide your antivaxxer movement!).
Climate change is happening all around us.
Globally the gears are turning towards more hatred, less tolerance, towards war, away from peace, towards total control by the free market, away from government rules and guidelines.

We are turning our societies into the shit versions of dystopian nightmares.

All the while, you idiots are just talking about hope, instead of creating the basis for it.
{You sacks of fecal matter are only protesting immediately-bad things, but let the in-the-long-term-bad things slip you by (if you even notice them).}

I’ll quote from Star Trek again: “I’ve found that evil usually triumphs – unless good is very, very careful.”

Be careful.
A.

Oh dear me…

…I have forgotten to prepare a Friday post. 

Mea culpa. 

Updates: Scrapped portions of Shadows. Going to rewrite that scrapped stuff. One day. Currently writing a new series. Fantasy again. Originally I had wanted to go to space again. But the new sci-fi series has to wait and ripen in my mind. (Too many ideas that need to be incorporated into a single universe, which currently are somewhat incompatible.)

Going to go back to comedy next week. I hope…

Bad news for Christmas. I haven’t got enough for a calendar this year. There’s plenty of stuff out there, mind you, but I haven’t got the time to find it all and write about it. Instead I will do the four Advent Sundays. 

Take care, A.

Life as a knight is not easy you know?

Sure, on occasion you can chill out under the blueberries on occasion.

But the rest of the time?
There’s other knights.

There’s the black duckling of the hidden brown water Loch.

The giant coo of radiator grill.

The unmelting Snømån of the wooden plains.