Posts tagged ‘dispenser’

LATH Hand washing

Recently they exchanged the old soap dispenser in our office.

Instead of the sleek old one, where you pulled the lever to get some soap out, we now have one to push and it squirts out some foam.

So far, so shitty.

But. Apparently they think we’ve gotten so dumb from computer virus infections WE got, that we don’t know how to wash our hands anymore, or as if we haven’t been taught in preschool and/or by our (grand)parents.

No. We stupid keyboard monkeys need PICTOGRAMS to show us!

Listen, life really ain’t that hard: soap, hands, rub, rinse. Unless you’re a surgeon, then it’s more complicated, but for the rest of us, this’ll do.

If you have any defense for the pictogram soap dispenser, keep it in a dark orifice of your body.
Grown people, working at an office, shouldn’t need this.
People who are old enough to make financial decisions/transactions at a mall, shouldn’t need this.
No-one who is old enough to go to the restroom alone, should have need of this!

But in light of recent news stories, SJW issues, election results, and the overall state the western world is in, I guess these pictograms don’t penetrate far enough in our society…

Take care,

T minus 12

DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!Lysol No-Touch soap dispenser. (Image from

The most senseless piece of appliances ever constructed. I get sick and tired of the advertisments for this crap in this country. It is being endorsed by health organisations, and shows kids being all clean after touching a dirty dog.


A soap that kills 99.9% of all germs, needs a dispenser you don’t need to touch? Listen, if you leave dirt, and germs, on the dispenser as you dispense some soap – YOU’RE GOING TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTERWARDS ANYWAYS! Please dear god, throw brains from the heavens, or rocks. I don’t care which, as long as you hit something!

If you have someone whose tolerance towards virrii and germs should be lowered by 99.9% – give them this gem of human ingenuity. Once they (and their brood) have NO tolerance towards germs what so ever, due to living in a sterile environment, bring in someone with a nasty influenza and pneumonia…