Posts tagged ‘emojis’

Pre Christmas Terror.

In this hallowed time of Halloween, horror and terror are the good tone. 

But what I have in store for you will shock the bravest souls, terrify the most hardcore horror aficionados. It will drive insane those who are too weak, will test the strength of those with minds and functioning reason. 

I present

The advent calendar from the mirror universe. Where the dreadful, drab and dreary emojis are called emotis, and where they are considered to be funny. You know the place. Where Spock wears a goatee. Where Trump is the good president, and Obama was shitty. Where Fox is the liberal news outlet. Where the prequels were actually any good and firefly ran for a few seasons. 

Do you dare stare into this abyss, or do you fear it will stare into you?

The care,
A.

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Crappy Birthday, literally, May 2016

Finally a useful gift. Somewhat.
You’d have to buy this shit in stacks to have a plentiful supply of Shitpile emoji masks for your relatives, friends and acquaintances.
No wrapping, no ceremonial exchange, just enter the room (party) with a disdainful expression and slap the shit emoji mask on the recipient, telling them and everyone around you what you think of the jubilant.

(Hint, you think they’re shit!)

Alternatively, you can wear the shitmask every time you visit/see them, to make them as uncomfortable as possible. Imagine the endless opportunities here…
12.99€ well spent.

http://www.amazon.de/dp/B0144OD8RY/ref=tsm_1_fb_lkKill yourself.