Posts tagged ‘Halloween’

Crappy Halloween 2017

Holy fucking pumkin on fire!

Normally I’m quite fond of owls, but this abomination had stared into the abyss too long, is now the devourer of souls, as the abyss is staring through your soul, seeing you more exposed than naked.

Decorate your house with this, the kids won’t be frightened away, but will be tormented until eternity ends. Gift this, and you can strike one name off your list of enemies.

Crappy Halloween.

Crappy Halloween 2016

Quoth the raven, “Fabulous!”

For the ghoulishly flamboyant Halloween party this year, from which even the uber tattooed grey-dyed organisers of hipster parties abstain in sheer terror of the loud horrors unfolding, comes this unreal aborted abomination from some Poe’ian nightmare realm.

The perfect piece of decor for the fiendishly vegan-sugar-gluten-lactosefree-superfood-anti-treats that will undoubtedly be handed out this year. This raven is what you get from that kind of diet, shortly before some exotic, never heard of before avian disease kills you.

Trick or, …well, viewed in this light….trick.
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Crappy Birthday in October

Since it is the month of horror,
still your soul’s tormenting terror,
with a quadruple candle,
that has a nifty handle,
take its comforting glow,
wherever you dare go.

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Crappy Birthday, and crappy Halloween!