Posts tagged ‘horror’

Scary 

Easter came and went, and as such I, unexpectedly, have another trinket for you.

Because if I don’t, my brain will swell until my skull cracks open like an egg, so it can escape the fruitless pondering of “who thought that this was a good idea???”

This coloring book is neat, at first glance:

Googly eyes.
Until you change the page.

UNGODLY NIGHTMARE CREATURE, UNHOLY GHOUL FROM THE FIRE REALM! CALL 911, THE FBI, CIA, NSA, KGB AND CHINA!
Fuck me, this is creepy.

So, as an after thought, again a ghoulish happy Zomb…er…easter. 

Take care,
A.

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Crappy Halloween 2016

Quoth the raven, “Fabulous!”

For the ghoulishly flamboyant Halloween party this year, from which even the uber tattooed grey-dyed organisers of hipster parties abstain in sheer terror of the loud horrors unfolding, comes this unreal aborted abomination from some Poe’ian nightmare realm.

The perfect piece of decor for the fiendishly vegan-sugar-gluten-lactosefree-superfood-anti-treats that will undoubtedly be handed out this year. This raven is what you get from that kind of diet, shortly before some exotic, never heard of before avian disease kills you.

Trick or, …well, viewed in this light….trick.
A.

Crappy Birthday in October

Since it is the month of horror,
still your soul’s tormenting terror,
with a quadruple candle,
that has a nifty handle,
take its comforting glow,
wherever you dare go.

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Crappy Birthday, and crappy Halloween!