Posts tagged ‘muffin’

Crappy Birthday in January


Christmas is finally over, but let’s stay classy!

With this wonderful plastic accessory for your cake! Or cupcake, or muffin. Or festive broccoli if you’re vegan.

It’s a chandelier for a cake (or…)!

Perfect for the truly classless classy people who don’t care for counting candles (seven), and celebrating in unstyle.
It is reusable, which is advertised on the packaging, so if you’re perpetually celebrating seventh birthday, here you go!

As always,
Crappy Birthday,

Ballad of the Muffinthief

Mum was baking muffins – sweet and soft, light as air,
moist as a spring morning; best tasting everywhere!

To cool she sat them on the workplate,
while the chocolate frosting was being made.

When with hungry gaze, a nose rose to smell,
the sitting, cooling, waiting delight – so well.

As mum didn’t watch, chance presented; no doubt,
and up rose the nose, hungry gaze and snout;

Devoured in the gorge, the muffin is amiss.
Mum was wondering where the muffin is?

But who is the sneaky muffin thief,
who ate and no trace leave?

The boy in the cradle, sleeping sound,
did not leave tracks on the ground.

Dad at work, farther still,
did not steal from the windowsill.

Mum certainly while waiting,
did not eat her own baking.

A glad smile on the lips the dog sat,
where muffin was last seen at.

I wrote this today, after my wife told me during my lunchbreak of a muffin that went missing, instead of twelve there were only eleven now. Hope you like it. 😉