Colours of Nature.
Not all of us can smell colour. In fact that is most of us. Stop selling us this pigslob.

100% natural propellant. Even the most toxic propellant is 100% natural. If it weren’t it’d have to seep in from another dimension, whether intentional or by accident. Again, stop making claims that are 100% lies. I know where you come from and want to go with this, but it’s absolute gobshite!

Citrus. Again the weak, inexcusable stench of a pathetic fruit that should be exterminated from existence by nuclear bombs en mass. Stop using this!
Just stop!