Posts tagged ‘picture’

Picture time (Family)

Hands
Here we have a nice display of three hands: Mine, my wife’s and my son’s. Guess which is which :Þ

R.V. (Baby)

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As I maybe told you folks before I won’t post any picture of my id in the net, as he can’t say that he either wants or doesn’t want them online, I keep them offline. My wife too.

Except for this one, because this isn’t as traceable. And it is cute as hell (and the LockScreen Background on my Cell).

Hope you have a nice time, while I adapt to life with the Baby in the house (sleep? SLEEP? What the frack is SLEEP???).

Kind regards
A.

Baby Elephant

Babyelephant

Baby Elephant plays with his mum.
When suddenly he hears a hum!
Der kleine Elefant tollt mit Mama herum,
da hört er plötzlich lautes gebrumm.
Scared he ducks and hides,
but mummy kindly smiles:
Voll Angst duckt und versteckt er sich,
doch Mama lächelt ganz friedlich:
“No need to fear,
your friend bee is here!”
“Das ist keine Schlimme,
nur Freundin Bienchen Imme!”
Babyelefant and Mum and Bee,
enjoy the flowers as you can see.
Babyelefant Mama und Biene,
freuen sich über die Blumenwiese.

Picture time! (10.May 2013)

Having a smart phone – despite the downsides of being in a microwave cloud most of the day and wasting valuable resources like rare earths – has great perks!

Like having a camera everywhere at all times, just a fingertip away.

Here are some pictures and I have to say the following:

Great Job dear Museum, well done. Now I feel bad when taking medication!
infections anyone?

I live in danger town, even pigeons get their neck broken!
Fly robin fly, up up to the sky!

This is Charly, he was used by our trainer in a seminar. He said he uses this one also in management classes. Am I the only oine who had to think of “John and Peter” from “A Bit of Fry and Laurie”?
Karl, Karli, Charly, Koarl

Last but not least, the Chestnut Blossoms I wrote about yesterday, sorry for the crappy format, but it’s just a Cellphone Camera. 😉
Chestnut Blossoms

Fair day,

A.

Friday Insanity Survey

I’m going crazy, and I’m taking you with me!

1.: 5pt. If I have seven apples, and my wife has ten ice-cubes, how many pancakes fit on the roof?

a) Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats

b) Goats are like mushrooms, because if you shoot a duck I’m scared of toasters

c) Duh!

2.: 5pt. Draw a picture of the Bearsharktopuswasplobsterspiderdragon, or Photoshop one.  (Separate sheet necessary)

BONUS POINTS: Bring me a live specimen to gain an extra five points.

3.: 5pt. Explain in precisely 327 words why the color purple is evil and poisonous, yet helped save the world from salt and another ice age.

4.: 5pt. Boing!

6.: 5pt. Why isn’t there a Point 5? Elaborate using Mime in front of the entire class

BONUS POINTS: 5 more pts. if performed on a busy street corner during Christmas shopping season!