Posts tagged ‘shrooms’

Fiendish Easter I

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Christians and their high.

I kinda got used to the Christmas shrooms by now, but this is getting ridiculously suspicious.
Easter/Spring shrooms? Really?

Be that as it may, kicking off this year’s easter on green Thursday, we skip the spinach and head right to the shrooms, you don’t want to be sober when Christ returns, do you?

10. Dec. 2014

Just like last year, we will be very drugged, very high, underneath the christmas tree.
Or above it?

Gift this to your enemies to bring tears of regret to their eyes. Regret that they ever chose you as an enemy, regret that they do not have any shrooms available. Upon seeing these hanging on the tree, everyone will wish for a dose of drugs, even a bad trip is preferable to this.

20131221_121040 20131221_120647Seriously, can anyone explain to me why these are in the Christmas section? WHY?

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SHROOMS!!THE ornament for your tree if you are a shroom head.
Seriously, why deny your addiction, or lifestyle choice at christmas? Why deny yourself a little relaxation underneath the tree?
No more!
With these you are free to enjoy all aspects of a “jolly good time”.