Posts tagged ‘socks’

Crappy Birthday in August 2017

Got that detestable garbage human Hipster scum in your circle of acquaintances?

Their birthday is coming up?


These revolting socks are the perfect gift, for a perfect asshole. They will surely like it, because it is before they are cool, because they’ll never be cool. And these socks a shining (or screamingly loud) warning beacon. 

Warn others. Gift these socks.

Crappy Birthday.

The real gift! ^^


For just 9.99$ you can wear your heart out…on your legs.
Discreet and not visible to everybody that you’re in the Valentines mood, this is also not a death sentence for innocent flora, nor a possible diabetes overload in a heart shaped box.

This goes perfect with last Christmas’ Vajazzling! Nothing says “I love you” like silly knee socks and genital herpes from space.