Posts tagged ‘tests’

Genuises!!

“If you find the feces in this picture of logs and leaves in under a minute, you’re a genius scientists say. Share if you found it, and post your time!” -randem Fecesbook post.

If anything, a study pertaining these sort of ‘Where’s Waldo?’ pictures and posts would only measure how gullible and dumb people are.
There is nothing genius in here, just an ability to find stupid shit amongst other stupid shit. Bravo, now hand over the like and share us, so we can get more likes and traffic, for whatever stupid reasons.
You wanna really stand out to your friends and relatives as a genius? Delete your facebook.

PS: Any tests that you find online, that are in fact not hosted and maintained by actual psychologists and the likes, supposedly measuring your IQ, are not measuring your IQ.
They’re shite, simple as that.

You want to learn your IQ? Go see a fucking doctor for goodness sake, otherwise you’re demonstrating a lack of IQ.
There, fixed that for you delusional dimwits,

Take care,
A.

Friday Insanity Survey

I’m going crazy, and I’m taking you with me!

1.: 5pt. If I have seven apples, and my wife has ten ice-cubes, how many pancakes fit on the roof?

a) Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats

b) Goats are like mushrooms, because if you shoot a duck I’m scared of toasters

c) Duh!

2.: 5pt. Draw a picture of the Bearsharktopuswasplobsterspiderdragon, or Photoshop one.  (Separate sheet necessary)

BONUS POINTS: Bring me a live specimen to gain an extra five points.

3.: 5pt. Explain in precisely 327 words why the color purple is evil and poisonous, yet helped save the world from salt and another ice age.

4.: 5pt. Boing!

6.: 5pt. Why isn’t there a Point 5? Elaborate using Mime in front of the entire class

BONUS POINTS: 5 more pts. if performed on a busy street corner during Christmas shopping season!