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Battlecry of the numbskulls

“Do your own research” or better yet “educate yourself”.

If you hang around in the undepths of the internet; you know, where the gullible people roam; you sooner or later encounter these words.

Chemtrail fetishists, Vaccination fearers, Climate-change deniers, Hollow Earth Hoggers, 9/11 inside jobbers, moonlanding rejecters, and so on.
All say the same thing: “Educate yourself.”

Alright?

I’m not going to combat any of the aforementioned idiot groups, this is not the place, nor do I have the time or the energy (at the moment).
All I’m doing is focusing on their common battlecry.

What is this “educate yourself” phrase telling us?
1. The one shouting this is too dumb/short on arguments/lazy/witless/allofthese to lay out a few arguments to convince the other side of his standpoint.
2. It is assumed that the own standpoint is the only one that might be perceived as true. Anything else is wrong, and has to be recognised as such.
3. Be so afraid of alternatives, so better believe me! The true info is somewhere out there, you could look it up, but better believe me!!!!11onetyone

The battlecry is usually paired with a “wake up” or an accusation of the other side being a sheep, or bought. Which only furthers the “dangerousness” of the topic that should be learned auto didactic.
A question that might arise here is “Why do they fear monger?”
The answer is simple, and bafflingly so: Group building.

There are, basically, three ways to build/form a group:
A.) “Us people, for …” the hardest of the three. You want something, you need to rally support and work towards a goal with others who want the same thing.
B.) “Us people, against …” medium difficulty. There is something you don’t want, you find people who don’t like it either, you rally their support and work against stuff.
C.) “They against us.” easiest of the bunch. No explanation needed, no work involved, no rallying of support. You just say that there is a conspiracy out there and your group starts to form.

Humans are herd animals, and thus tend to congregate into groups, and that’s why we like to form them. In what ever way we can.
If you have no goals, no interests what so ever – you’re still left with your fears. And if you’re also a numbskull, you just flail your arms in panic, and if anyone asks, say: “Wake up, you docile sheep! The Aliens have replaced the politicians with remotecontrolled lizard people in the NewWorldOrder who plant GMOs to mindrape us, while they spray Morgellons, smart dust and mind numbing chemicals on us from commercial airplanes in Chemtrails, and lie to us about the climate, while trying to poison us with vaccines. Hitler had the foresight to flee to the hollow earth and form an Ark there…EDUCATE YOURSELF, if you don’t believe me!!!11one”

Take care, and don’t trust everything you read on the net.
A.

The Organic Farm

Well, they had a party and an open invitation at a “local” organic farm.

So we went there.

If I disliked “organic” before, I officially hate that crap now.

Basic semantics aside (EVERYTHING is organic/biological, if it weren’t, it would’ve oozed into our reality from some other universe) I believe i cracked their secret.

Class A goods (for example Apples) are sent off to stores as normal goods.
B grade and less qualified products are covered in dirt and grime, called “organic”, and sold for a fortune! Although it’s just the regular crap, just slightly less A grade.

Thanks to an Ex of mine I know how pork tastes sometimes.
As a city boy I knew pork only as what most of us know it. But if you buy the cheap pork, you have a certain “porky” flavour to it.
Here my Ex comes into the picture.
She was living in the country side and we occassionally drove by pig farms. You know that porky flavor?
IT’S PIG SHIT!
That’s the intense, rural, porky flavor.

I had a pork Schnitzel at the organic farm. Guess what taste was coming through? Right…ORGANIC. Expensive, organic porky, rural, pig shit flavor you get from cheap pork.

Now I also know that I fracking hate hippies!

I agree on their ideals, on the philosophy – but I’d like to strangle them in public!

“Yes, uhm Lemonaid lenonade please.” *barkeep gets it to her* *takes a sip* “This is carbonated! ”
“Yes, it’s lenonade!”
*returns 20 seconds later* “do you have a non refrigerated one, this one’s too cold.”
“Sorry ma’am, they’re stored cold and brought here to be on display in the fridge.”
I would’ve told her to hold it in her hands to warm it up, shake the damn bottle to get rid of the carbon acid, but that would involve “animal” labour, so it wouldn’t be vegan…besides, this crazy nut hat a Ché Guevara face ironed/sewn to the back of her jacket, over her shoulderblade, right where the strap of her bag was tearing on it.
So she is in support of a man who ordered executions on people who did not share his ideals, who ordered non-revolutionary workers to do hard labor in a camp?
Or more likely she’s anti establishment, but doesn’t know jackshit about Ché. Or only the good bits.

Speaking of anti establishment.
You organic nutjobs – you created an INDUSTRY. It is not organic anymore if it has to be driven cross country. The carbon foot print the so called “organic” shit leaves behind is so big that all organic-ness is fading away.
It isn’t possibly organic, if the interests of an INDUSTRY are at stake.

You want organic food?
Farm it!
You can’t, but want it? Find someone who DOES farm it! No, not the supermarket, again, not organic: just the regular shit, covered in dirt.
I mean like a friend. Or a small local farmer.
But not an industry.

Next up, in line at the organic supermarket on site, I see a stand from some woman who looks like she hadn’t seen fun since 1969, and on display, amongst other “goods”, was a DVD:

“We’re not vaccinating!” – well good. I hope you’re going to catch every disease there is a vaccine against. You, your spouse and your kid(s), whom you try and “protect” from poisoning due to vaccination…YOU DIM WITTED BAFOONS!

Don’t any of you dare and say that your kids didn’t get sick. Just DON’T!
There are only vaccinated people around your kid, including you, where should your kid get an infection from? Yes we need the vaccinations to KEEP the current level of infection free societies. Or even to eradicate certain diseases all to gether.
BTW: Vaccines aren’t antibiotics. In NO current vaccine is mercury an ingredient. Vaccines DO NOT cause autism, seizures, cancer, leukaemia or anything else.
Maybe a little fever. Not more.

Your kid is in special school, because your kid has always been that way, not because vaccinations brain damaged your kid.
Period.

If you believe any of the anti-vaccination propaganda, your fault. If you spread it, I believe you deserve to be beaten. If you then say “You people who vaccinate don’t love you children, because you inject them with poison!” I believe we can take custody of your kids away AND beat you.
We love our children and we give them vaccinations BECAUSE we love them. No illnesses should harm our kids. We do not believe in voodoo shit saving our kids from weird viruses.
Look, incense does not ward off viruses, weed helps in pain relief and some other stuff, but not in cases we have vaccines against.
They finally got an ebola vaccination.
If ebola was around you, would you refuse that vaccination too because it is poison?

One final thing about that. (And I know I piss off a lot of people with this, including friends of mine) If ANYONE tries to tell you ebola and aids are lies and they are only sideffects of vaccinations – lunacy. If someone says that ebola and HIV are developed viruses from some (US)lab – plausible.
Stupid and paranoid, but at least plausible.

No. Stop resisting, and show that you love your kids, and get them vaccinated against all the diseases that might end their lives or cause them misery (measels, rota, mumps, small pocks, and so fracking on).

Conclusions:
No more organic farms for me.
No organic lies for me.
No hippies around me.
Take care, peace!
A.