Posts tagged ‘valentines day’

The real gift! ^^


For just 9.99$ you can wear your heart out…on your legs.
Discreet and not visible to everybody that you’re in the Valentines mood, this is also not a death sentence for innocent flora, nor a possible diabetes overload in a heart shaped box.

This goes perfect with last Christmas’ Vajazzling! Nothing says “I love you” like silly knee socks and genital herpes from space.


Valentines day!!!

To celebrate Valentines day in style, kill something.

Yes, you read that right. We give chocolates, leading to obesity and death. We bring dead flowers, no, rather dying flowers. Kept on life support in a vase, to prolong their suffering.
In short, this day is not about love – it’s about death, destructive behaviour and agony. If your special person is one that insists on celebrating this festival of suffering and torment, otherwise their weak heart would break: kill someone. Preferably an organ donor, and gift them the heart (in ice) to replace the easily broken one.

There, fixed it for you, and this wasn’t even a LATH post.
Take care (so the cops won’t find you),

Changes on here

In light of the ever so popular Christmascalendar 2014 and 2013 I decided to add a new category to this blog:


Starting with Valentines day I will post the ugliest/weirdest/most offensive/etc. pieces that can be gifted away to all sorts of people. Mostly enemies, or relatives whom you wish were enemies. Or if you are the sort of friend one could say about “With friends like these, you don’T need enemies.”

Once a month, on the 15th (regardless of what Weekday that falls on) there will be a gift. Except in December (obviously) and in February (don’t hog all the presents, will ya?) and in what ever month easter falls in. (April 2015 for example). All other months will be covered.

With those news out of the way, I wish you a lovely Valentines day come Saturday, and a warm spring.

Take care,