Posts tagged ‘xmas’

Writing…

(For lack of a better title)


As you may or may not be aware, I am at odds with my inner demons.
Constantly.
But, I have come here with this picture to let you all know, that I am working on stories. I’m writing, okay?

Won’t win me any awards, but I am out here slaving away for you guys.

It saddens me to say, that I probably won’t be able to make a full-fledged Christmas Calendar this year. If that turns out to be the case, there’ll be five Christmas posts. One per week leading up to the big date, and one for X-Mas itself.

You’ll see when the time comes.

Until such time, I’ll be over here writing, you’ll be able to read my stuff, and hopefully I’ll be able to spam you with Friday stuff.

In case anyone wondered what happened to Whose World – I scrapped it. (Because it’s garbage) If and when I’ll bring it back (all new stuff), I’ll let you know.

Take care, A.

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Christmas Calendar 2016

Hope you had a great time.

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31. Dec 2016

25 bucks and this wonderful masterpiece of fucking dragons fucking can be yours.

The year began with semi nude girls and carp (there’s a 2017 Carponizer, people), and ends with fucking dragons. 

Don’t ever say I wouldn’t be taking care of all your niche needs. 😉

Crappy new year!

24. Dec 2016

Discharge
What you can do with bodily fluids as a couple we learned from my mother-in-law’s best friend.

If you can’t read/understand German, you did not miss jackshit.
Perhaps if that obnoxious couple (the one you gave the underpants to) can, you can further the rift between them and you.
If they thank you … run.

23. Dec 2016 (NSFW)

27.90 € and this full functional Dildo made from dark chocolate can be yours.

The lonely housewife (-man), or crazy cat lady (or man), in your gift receiving circle of persons will be delighted. Even if they’re Hipster scum, for this piece is vegan!
It surely will satisfy all desires, known and unknown.

Get it now, and you can loudly, proudly and also lovingly say “Fuck yourself!”.

22. Dec 2016


Blinking Rudolph Earrings, for the Christmas-Nazi, or those you want to be marked as such.
You know, the cousin who scolds you for not having decorated the house ‘on time’, the aunt whose living room is looking like Santa’s torture chamber by mid November, the friend who knows every Christmas market intimately, without getting drunk each time.

Those people, who at the party are the Christmasiest person in history.

Mark them. This is the mark of the beast…

21. Dec 2016

The smug smile around the eyes, the partly closed coat – this little Santa seems to radiate “Just gave a present to your Mom. And she LIKED it! A LOT!”

Perfect gift for the Stiffler in your life whose Mom you wanted to do (or did), to rub some salt in a painfully open (and festering) wound.